Tyla Walker
Kiss Me on Christmas, You Coward
Kiss Me on Christmas, You Coward
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She calls me traditional like it’s an insult.
But I’ve watched her lick frosting off her fingers like it’s an invitation.
Miranda Bennett is chaos in an apron — loud, stubborn, always two seconds from throwing cinnamon at my head.
We’ve hated each other since middle school.
Now we’re co-chairing Sugar Grove’s Christmas cookie contest.
And stuck together in a snowstorm.
Alone. In one kitchen. With one oven.
She bakes like it’s art. I bake to win.
And the second she mutters, “Kiss me on Christmas, you coward…”
I forget the contest.
Forget the town.
Forget every reason I swore I’d never touch her again.
Because I don’t want her cookies.
I want her screaming my name while snow hits the window.
And if I have to ruin her to get there?
I’ll still come out first place.
Read on for flour fights, snowstorm proximity, enemies-to-lovers heat, and a possessive grump who turns the up the heat in the kitchen. HEA Guaranteed!
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Chapter 1
Miranda
The December air bites at my cheeks as Georgia and I stroll down Main Street, our boots crunching against the light dusting of snow that transforms Sugar Grove into something straight out of a Hallmark movie. Strings of warm white lights drape between the lampposts, casting a golden glow over the brick storefronts, and every window display screams Christmas cheer with enough enthusiasm to power Santa's sleigh.
"Look at Mrs. Jane's display," Georgia says, nudging my elbow toward the antique shop where a miniature village complete with an ice skating rink takes up the entire front window. "She's got more detail in there than most people put into their actual homes."
I pause to admire the tiny figurines, each one perfectly positioned, before my gaze drifts inevitably toward the end of the block where Hart Family Bakery sits like a crown jewel. Even from here, I can see the line of customers snaking out the door, their breath creating little puffs of steam in the cold air as they wait for whatever masterpiece Caleb's whipped up today.
"Don't do that," Georgia warns, following my line of sight.
"Do what?"
"That thing where you stare at his place like you're plotting either world domination or complete destruction. Your jaw gets all tight."
I roll my shoulders, forcing myself to relax muscles I didn't realize had tensed. "I'm not plotting anything."
"Right. And I'm not wearing my grandmother's lucky apron under this coat." She tugs at her winter jacket. "Come on, let's keep walking before you start doing that competitive breathing thing."
We continue past the hardware store where Mr. Peterson has arranged an impressive display of snow shovels decorated with red bows, and the florist shop where Mrs. Kim has created elaborate wreaths that probably cost more than my monthly coffee budget. Everything looks picture-perfect, like the town council hired a professional Christmas decorator, which they probably did.
"So what's the plan for this year's contest?" Georgia asks, her voice careful in that way that means she's been wanting to bring this up but didn't know how.
The annual Sugar Grove Charity Cookie Contest. Three weeks away and already consuming my thoughts like a particularly persistent earworm. "Same as always. Create something amazing, watch Caleb take home the trophy, question all my life choices."
"That's a terrible plan."
"It's worked for the past four years."
Georgia stops walking and turns to face me, her dark eyes serious beneath her knitted beanie. "Miranda, you know that's not actually working, right? Like, by definition?"
I sigh, watching my breath create a small cloud that dissipates quickly in the crisp air. She's right, of course. Four years of coming in second place. Four years of watching Caleb's perfect smile as he accepts congratulations from the judges, four years of hearing about how the Hart family continues their winning tradition.
The first year, I'd been naive enough to think my lavender honey macarons with candied violet petals would sweep the competition. They were delicate, sophisticated, a symphony of floral notes that had taken me weeks to perfect. But Caleb had brought classic chocolate chip cookies made with some secret family recipe that had the judges practically swooning. Classic beats innovation every damn time in this town.
Year two: my rosemary olive oil shortbread with crystallized lemon. Elegant, unexpected, with a depth of flavor that told a story. Caleb's response? Snickerdoodles that somehow managed to taste like childhood and Christmas morning had a beautiful baby. Second place again.
Year three got creative with my chai-spiced molasses cookies featuring a brown butter glaze and toasted cardamom. Complex, warming, absolutely perfect for the season. But Caleb's old-fashioned gingerbread cookies with hand-piped royal icing that looked like tiny works of art? First place, naturally.
Last year nearly broke me. I'd gone full innovation with my blackberry sage shortbread topped with white chocolate ganache and freeze-dried blackberry dust. The flavor combination was genius, the presentation Instagram-worthy. But Caleb's simple sugar cookies decorated to look like snowflakes, each one unique and impossibly delicate? The judges called them "nostalgic perfection."
"I'm starting to think the fix is in," I mutter, kicking at a small pile of snow that's accumulated against the curb.
"Or maybe you're approaching this all wrong."
I raise an eyebrow. "Meaning?"
"Meaning you keep trying to out-fancy him when what this town really loves is comfort. Heart. That thing that makes them feel all warm and fuzzy inside." Georgia adjusts her scarf, the red wool bright against her brown skin. "Don't get me wrong, your stuff is incredible. But sometimes I think you're so focused on proving you're the better baker that you forget why you started baking in the first place."
Her words hit harder than the December wind that's picked up, sending the hanging Christmas decorations swaying. I know she's right, but admitting it feels like giving up, like letting Caleb win before the competition even starts.
"So what do you suggest? I start making chocolate chip cookies too?"
"I suggest you make something that's completely, unapologetically you. Something that shows off your innovation but still makes people feel something real." She grins, the expression lighting up her whole face. "Besides, you've got me helping this year. Secret weapon."
We've reached the town square where the massive Christmas tree stands, its lights twinkling against the darkening sky. Families wander around the small winter market that's been set up, kids clutching cups of hot chocolate while their parents browse handmade ornaments and locally produced honey.
This is what I'm fighting for, I realize. Not just to beat Caleb, though that would be incredibly satisfying. But to prove that my place in this community means something. That my vision for what baking can be has value beyond just being different for the sake of being different.
"Alright," I say, turning to face Georgia with renewed determination. "This year, we're not just competing. We're making a statement."
"Now you're talking. What kind of statement?"
I watch a little girl drop her mitten and immediately have it returned by a stranger, watch elderly couples walking arm in arm past shop windows they've probably passed thousands of times, watch teenagers trying to look cool while secretly being charmed by the Christmas magic that permeates every corner of this place.
"That innovation and tradition don't have to be enemies. That you can honor where you come from while still pushing boundaries." The words feel right as soon as I say them, like puzzle pieces clicking into place. "I'm going to create something that shows Caleb Hart and this entire town that there's more than one way to bake with heart."
Georgia's smile could power the Christmas tree. "Now that's a plan I can get behind."
We part ways at the corner of Main and Elm, Georgia heading home to her cozy apartment above the yarn shop while I make my way back to Sweet Inspirations. The walk gives me time to let my imagination run wild, and by the time I'm unlocking my front door, I'm practically floating on a cloud of possibility.
Picture it: Miranda Bennett, first-place winner of the Sugar Grove Charity Cookie Contest. The headline in the Sugar Grove Gazette would read something like "Local Baker Breaks Hart Dynasty with Innovative Creation" or maybe "Sweet Victory: Bennett's Bakery Takes Top Prize." I can see it now, my photo right there on the front page, holding that ridiculous oversized trophy they give to the winner each year.
Mrs. Jacobson from the town council would probably want to feature my winning recipe in the next community cookbook. The one that actually sells copies instead of gathering dust on kitchen counters. And maybe, just maybe, some of those food bloggers who've been sniffing around the area would finally take notice of what I've been creating here.
I flip on the lights in my bakery, breathing in the familiar scents of vanilla, cinnamon, and that indefinable something that makes this place smell like home. The display cases are empty now, cleaned and ready for tomorrow's offerings, but I can envision them filled with orders from customers who finally see me as more than just "the other bakery in town."
Hell, maybe I'd even get a write-up in one of those fancy food magazines. "Hidden Gem: How One Small-Town Baker is Revolutionizing Traditional Desserts." The photographer would capture my hands working with dough, flour dusting my dark skin, natural curls perfectly tousled in that effortless way that actually takes twenty minutes to achieve.
The fantasy feels so real I can almost taste the champagne Georgia would insist we drink to celebrate. Almost hear the congratulations from neighbors who've always been polite but never quite enthusiastic about my more adventurous flavor combinations.
But first, I need to create something worthy of all that imagined glory.
I head to the back kitchen, pulling my hair into a messy bun and securing it with the elastic I keep around my wrist. The space back here tells the real story of my business: industrial mixers that cost more than my first car, shelves lined with specialty ingredients I order from suppliers across the country, and a collection of cookbooks that would make any food lover weep with envy.
My fingers trail along the spines of my most treasured volumes. "Advanced Patisserie Techniques" sits next to "Heritage Baking of the American South." "Modern Flavor Combinations" bookends "Classic French Desserts." Each one represents hours of study, failed experiments, and eventually, breakthrough moments that changed how I think about baking.
I pull down "Innovative Cookie Creations" and flip it open, pages falling to recipes I've bookmarked with sticky notes covered in my own handwriting. Modifications, improvements, complete reimaginings of traditional concepts. But nothing feels quite right for this moment, this chance to prove myself once and for all.
The problem with Caleb's approach isn't that it's wrong, it's that it's safe. Predictable. He takes recipes that have worked for generations and executes them flawlessly, banking on nostalgia and technical perfection to carry him to victory. And it works, damn him.
But what if I could bridge that gap? Create something that feels familiar enough to comfort the traditionalists while showcasing the innovation that sets me apart? Something that honors the past while boldly stepping into the future?
I grab another cookbook, this one focused on international cookie traditions, and settle onto the stool by my prep counter. The pages are well-worn, marked with ingredient stains and margin notes. Here's a recipe for Italian amaretti that I've been meaning to adapt. There's a technique for Japanese matcha cookies that could be interesting with a Southern twist.
My phone buzzes with a text from Georgia: "Already dreaming up your victory speech?"
I type back: "Obviously. Planning to thank the little people who made it all possible."
"Just remember me when you're famous."
The exchange makes me smile, but it also grounds me. This isn't just about beating Caleb anymore, though that would be incredibly satisfying. It's about proving to myself that taking risks in the kitchen translates to success beyond just personal satisfaction.
I flip through more pages, past recipes for pfeffernüsse and springerle, past elaborate descriptions of cookie traditions from cultures around the world. Each page represents someone's heritage, their way of expressing love and community through something as simple as flour, sugar, and butter.
That's what's been missing from my approach. I've been so focused on being different, on standing out, that I've forgotten the fundamental truth about baking. It's about connection. About creating something that brings people together, that makes them feel understood and cared for.
Rising from my stool, I walk to my ingredient pantry, scanning the shelves filled with everything from Madagascar vanilla beans to black Hawaiian sea salt. The sight of all these possibilities usually energizes me, fills me with the excitement of potential flavor combinations and unexpected pairings.
But today, doubt creeps in like smoke under a door. What if Georgia's wrong? What if the town isn't ready for innovation wrapped in tradition? What if I'm just setting myself up for another spectacular second-place finish?
I pick up a jar of cardamom pods, rolling the small green spheres between my fingers. The scent is warm, complex, exotic enough to intrigue but familiar enough not to scare anyone away. Perfect metaphor for what I'm trying to achieve, if I can just figure out how to translate that into actual cookies.
The doubt tries to expand, whispering all the reasons why this year won't be different from the last four. Caleb's family recipes. His perfect technique. The way the judges' faces light up when they taste whatever nostalgic masterpiece he's created.
But I shake my head, setting the cardamom down with more force than necessary. I didn't move back to Sugar Grove and pour my savings into this bakery just to play it safe. I didn't spend years perfecting my craft in culinary school and working under temperamental pastry chefs just to surrender to self-doubt now.
I'm Miranda fucking Bennett, and I create magic with flour and sugar. My hands can coax flavors from ingredients that most bakers wouldn't dream of combining. I've turned grown adults into children again with a single bite of my lavender shortbread. I've made cynical food critics weep over my brown butter madeleines.
This year, I'm going to remind everyone in Sugar Grove, including myself, exactly what I'm capable of.
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