Dirty AF
Dirty AF
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Who says that a Black woman can’t be a white knight?
Fred is a notorious womanizer who needs Andrea’s help in order to claim his inheritance from his grandfather. He has to prove that he’s settled down and is responsible so he needs Andrea to be his…
Fake wife!
But there’s some real feelings these two got for each other. She’s been saying no this this white boy forever when he tries to get her in bed. Considering they’re fake married, she decides to indulge one night and says yes.
Now their relationship is on a whole new level of surreal. Because in addition to dealing with a suspicious ex, a nosy grandfather, this fake marriage is gonna have to deal with something else.
A real baby.
Chapter 1Look Inside!
Chapter 1Look Inside!
Chapter 1
Andrea
Time to party. I am dressed to impress. I am rocking my favorite emerald green dress with the slit up past my knee and my strappy heels. My hair is on point, my make-up set to stun. But it's not about what I look like. Today is about Leslie and her cause.
Leslie has a huge heart for giving. She runs an organization to support women and children trying to get away from dangerous situations. It's like a collection of safe homes for women needing to escape abusive situations, or to keep kids and their moms off the streets. It's a noble cause but she doesn't take credit for any of it.
I walk into the building with all the grace and elegance I can muster and take a lap around the room. There aren't many people I know but I am aware this is Leslie's show, not my own. A couple "hi's" and a couple "how you doing's" slip out but I make very little small talk as I scan the room for Jennifer.
I catch my best friend over at a bar table, laughing at something Bruce must have said. He has that goofy grin on his face, and I smile sweetly. It makes me so happy to see them together. I love that they are so perfect for each other. I let out a contented sigh.
Jennifer's mom was getting on her about settling down. We have been like sisters for years, so I tried to help by setting her up on a blind date with one of Collin's friends. Bruce showed up instead. He's been like a big brother to me since.
I wasn't jealous of them; I have Collin. I swoon slightly at the thought. We've been together for a while, but it feels like the first time every time. He is the sweetest, most wonderful man in the world, and I can't believe how lucky I am.
Ugh, look who just stepped in the room. Frederick Lake, playboy of Vegas. Of course, he has the flavor of the month on his arm. I roll my eyes so hard it hurts. I wouldn't touch that with a seven foot pole.
The type of man that Fred is… I cannot imagine why anyone would want to be with a man like that. He's such a child. I frown. Jennifer's wedding wasn't all that long ago, and when Fred offered to take me home, he tried to seduce me. Man, was he drunk.
Honestly, it's embarrassing to admit that it almost happened. My cheeks burn as I remember the mental dance we tangoed that night. I had also been drinking and I couldn't deny the physical attraction. He is really, really handsome and my goodness, perfect eye-candy. Yummy even, like a lickable, delectable lollipop. I wanted to take a bite right out of him.
Damn, I need to get laid. Collin has been gone for two weeks for work and I am starting to slip a little. It's not fair to him that I am eyeing this gorgeous man while he is away, and I feel a little ashamed. He's coming home from his seminar in New York City tomorrow morning, and I could not be more excited.
I should do something special for him, prepare to seduce him when he gets to my place. Maybe some candles, some music… it would help get both of us into the mood. The thought makes my face peel into an excited smile.
“That’s a lewd smile you got there. Thinking of getting laid tonight?” a male voice interrupts my thoughts.
My smile immediately fades into a disgusted frown as I whip around to see Fred, mocking me.
"How dare you insinuate that I am anything like you," I hiss. I am shooting daggers from my eyes as I stare him down.
Fred isn't the least bit fazed by this and breaks into laughter. His eyes are all over me, making me feel way more exposed than this dress actually leaves me. I can just imagine the disgusting things he could be thinking right now. Naturally, my hip pops to the side as I take a defensive position.
"You know, if I really wanted you, you would be helpless under my powers. You better thank that so-called brother of yours for warning me to keep my distance. Bruce is the only thing keeping me from having you."
"Your so-called powers wouldn't be an issue for me. You are nothing like my type. There will never be a day when I am attracted to a boy like you…" I cross my arms before continuing. "You don't even qualify as a man in my eyes."
Fred seems amused as he lifts an eyebrow, giving me another look up and down like I am a juicy steak. The only thing missing from the picture is him, licking his lips. My stomach turns, appalled.
"Maybe you should give me a chance to show you just how manly I am."
He winked at me. His hand reached out towards my hip, and I slap it away. My cheeks burn again in rage as I muster up all my strength and fury.
"Come on, Andrea, I could show you a really good time. You can't deny the attraction we had at Bruce's wedding. You were almost mine."
"Hardly."
"Hard is the word I would use."
"You are vile. I can't believe that you just said that."
"Only the truth, babe."
"Okay, stop right there. Do not call me babe. I am not your babe. I would never ever be your babe. You are a stupid, selfish son-of-a-bitch who will never be worth the time of anyone who isn't an empty-headed bimbo. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on."
Suddenly, Jennifer appears at my side. She must have gotten vibes from what was happening. I wonder who else caught vibes.
"Hey girl, I need help with something really quick. I'm not interrupting anything, right?"
I glare at him. He smiles sweetly back. I feel like I am going to be sick.
"You aren't interrupting anything. Please, lead the way."